- Drummer boys round the world\:
Later I hope the cracker mottoes are up to standard:
- Q. What do you give the man who has everything?
- A. Antibiotics
- I cried when I chopped up Onions
- He'd been such a loyal pet.
- Good King Wenceslas phoned for a pizza.
- They asked him 'Do you want your usual? Deep pan, crisp and even?'