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Monday, 28 August 2017

The widder's mite

Dau.II, my youngest, is a quite peculiar young woman. We had 48 hours staying at her flat hanging over the south bank of the River Lee in Cork. For entertainment we went twice to the English Market to pick-and-choose from a dazzling, fattening array of delicious breads, cheeses, salamis and pastries. Then we went on an exploratory visit to the Nano Nagle Centre and its small-but-perfectly-formed gardens. We had one spare evening at home and she settled us all on the sofa to view The Barkley Marathons: the race that eats its young. [IMDB 90 minutes; it's on Netflix]. Herself and myself are the only people I know who treat long-distance running as a spectator sport. There isn't much to see after all: the standard athletic track is 400m round, so a 10,000m race requires 25 circuits which gets quite boring.  For marathons, without TV or a drone, you get to see the front runners for a couple of minutes and then as much of the tortured peleton as you have patience or cruelty for.  I've written numerous Blobs I - Luz Long - Andrew Lloyd - IIII - Zatopek - Pollock - etc. on the triumph of the will: where athletes strive against some inner standard of excellence to do the very personal best they can: to give it bloody socks.

Bloody socks is the least of it with the Barkley 100, which I indicated in a Sunday Supplement in 2015 as a 20 minute documentary of the process and its history. On dit que [well, Bismarck actually] despite their utility you don't want to see either sausages or politics in their making. Seeing grown men and women in voluntary extremity is not a pretty sight either. When Dau.II suggested watching The Barkley Marathons, that 2015 link was the reason I thought I might have seen the film before. I hadn't, but I did know the back-story . . .

In 1972, James Earl Ray, the hard chaw who assassinated Martin Luther King in 1968, escaped from Tennesssee's maxiumum security Brushy Mountain State Penitentiary. There was a massive hue-and-cry man-hunt with blood-hounds and helicopters to re-capture Ray and his fellow perps escapees. When Ray was apprehended (exhausted, dehydrated and hungry) from under a pile of fallen leaves 58 hours later he was a mere 13 km from the perimeter of The Brushy. "These hoods think they're tough" thought long-distance runner Gary "Lazarus Lake" Cantrell, "I could do at least 100 miles [160km] in that time". And so the quirky Trials of Hercules Barkley Marathons was born.  The Full Monty consists of five (5!) circuits round a nominal 20 mile = 30+km fell running course. 'Nominal' because the course changes slightly each year and is probably accreting rather than trimming miles. Call it 5 consecutive marathons.  You have to complete it in 60 hours (it's not a stroll in the park or a Santiago pilgrimage). As we sat there watching the start of the film, Dau.II did the maths: "but that's less than 3km/hr" [with the implication I could walk faster than that] . . . as the thought became words, the gods of film cogently cut to a shot of a handful of competitors toiling up a steeper-than-1:1 slope. Can you walk up that so fast? sprang from the screen. All told the 100 mile route requires 16,500m of vertical climb (and down again because the start is the finish). Mt Everest is half that at 8,850m . . . from sea level, not Base Camp at 5,400m - ya wussies.

60 hours requires consecutive marathons because the schedule is tight - there is no time for a recovering snooze between circuits: barely time to dress the wounds, change the socks and stoke up on calories. And let's not forget the 'rat bites' [R = part of John Kelly's crop from 2017]: horrible, unavoidable thorn damage from a section of the route called The Rat's Mouth. Last time I ran further than for a bus, I couldn't even manage two consecutive circuits of the 400m track without stopping for a breather.

The extraordinary aspect of these Ultra events is that, although there are rules and although there is a winner [or many years when everybody loses] it's not really about competition with others; it's much more a challenge to the runner's own sense of what s/he can do. It's about taking part, meeting people who are on the same wave-length, doing the best you can . . . and then a little bit more. I guess, to use an old fashioned word, it is about being brave.

The race has been run since 1986, the first person to complete the course didn't emerge until 1995. Since then only 15 people have achieved this distinction. As only 40 people are allowed to register for each event, that's a success rate of less than 2%.  In the film, based on the 2012 run, three men completed the course, John Fegyveresi in 59: 41:21 with just 19 minutes to spare. This Spring there was a near miss by Gary Robbins, who came in 6 seconds over time but also, groggy with sleep deprivation, from the wrong direction following a navigational error.  It is a measure of the man, the event and the sense of camaraderie that his response was “Thank-you very much for another wonderful event,Robbins said

The title makes a reference to a biblical parable about how the widow's tiny contribution to the Temple's collection was more valuable than a fat cheque written by a rich man. Likewise the Barkley, for some people failing to complete a single circuit is seen as a triumph of the inner resources of the mind over the hellish matter out in the unforgiving woods. Everyone pushes their own envelope uphill!

Sunday, 10 July 2022

Sunday, 16 April 2023

Sunday, 18 October 2015

Sunday Misc

    Sunday is where we do a little light rechurning of material on the interweb and pop up a few links that are interesting but which I can't pad out to make into a full-sized Blob.  Sometimes people out there have the last word . . . if I added anything I would just detract. Today it's a mix of musical and visual entertainment, from Cork, Denmark, Portugal, and Japan.  Some of these may be of interest.  If you have children, before you read on try to identify the film from which the illustration [L] is clipped.
    • It's more than 2 years since I tribbed up The Talent from West Cork. Back then W¡ld were trying to get their extensive back-catalog of original work out into the public domain because it is both original and good.  It's not only because one of them is Dau.II's bloke.  They have since spent a chunk of money and hours and hours in the studio to get a professional quality demo album together.  It's almost ready to go viral, recoup their outlay and still have enough over to buy the yacht which Dau.II aspires to marry.  While we're waiting, maybe check out an even more out-there musician from Denmark whose stuff is rather compelling. Den Europæiske Spejlbue [the European Mirror-bow] is a mixture - by Frisk Frugt [Fresh Fruit] an alias for a young chap called Anders Lauge Meldgaard. I hope you like it. Reviewed here.  Order the vinyl [naturally] from tambourhinoceros.
    • If that's too outré for you, or too-too Dansk, then you can brush up your Portuguese with Mariza singing a trib to her African granny [with English subtitles], or to the white rose. If it turns out that fado turns you on, then go back to Amália Rodrigues, fadista essencial do século 20.
    • After all the Blobotraffic on Scott "Appalachian Trail" Jurek in July, you might enjoy a short documentary about the Barkley 100 a brutal 20 x 5 = 100 mile 60 hour [max] cross-country jog-trot.
    • Until I saw this 16 min documentary critique of the works of Hayao Miyazaki I wasn't really aware of how much simple pleasure I got from watching his animated movies with Dau.I and Dau.II when they were the same age as Kiki of the Delivery Service [L above]. You don't really have to listen to Lewis Bond's voice over, the images are so lovely on their own.

    Sunday, 24 March 2024

    Close encounters

    Whaaaa's happenin'?

    Sunday, 8 December 2019

    Dé Domhnaigh gan smál

    That would be The Feast of the Immaculate Conception. It was celebrated with great vigour by Irish people in days gone by who would get a day off work from The Creamery to go Christmas shopping in the nearest city. I suspect it has been over-shadowed by Black Friday <kaChing! go the cash-registers> which happens earlier and with more insistent advertising. For those ignorant about Catholic doctrine, the conception which is insullied is that of Mary Mother of God whose birth is celebrated on 8th September.
    Last Sunday I acknowledged the death of Clive James without really saying how much I enjoyed his writing back in the 80s when we bought The Observer on most Sundays, not least to read Clive's hilarious film reviews "so funny it was dangerous to read while holding a hot drink". Obit from NYTimes - The Beeb -
    I don't think I have any readers in Britland, even my own family only tune in sporadically. But there is an election going down over the water [and the Nordies are going to their polarised polls too] on Thursday 12/12/19. The Conservative Party to slated to win the most seats, so the opposition (everyone else) is hoping that Gallup and Red C will have got it completely backwards. Jonathan Pie is having an articulate rant exposing 10 years of Tory Misrule.  Frankie Boyle is also hoping against the odds that it will all turn out alright. But intending Conservative voters won't hear the Pie/Boyle message so its really just pissing in the wind.

    Sunday, 18 August 2019

    Catchup ketchup 18Aug19

    As The Blob gradually fills out the last remote corners of my universe, new stuff is likely to recall a bloboprev.

    Monday, 22 July 2019

    Does a bear . . .?

    The flush toilet is a terrible thing because it disconnects us from our own ordures: flush! flush! all gone! . . . to a place where somebody else [probably an untouchable] will deal with it. I am surprised at the number of people, even blokes, even blokes of my age, who are almost unable to have a pee anywhere other than in a designated toilet. Then again there is this obsession with TP / tissue that a) has to be used to dab-it-off b) left behind. I mentioned a particularly espanish egregious example a couple of weeks ago of people contributing their wee-litter to our farm. It was a perennial problem walking the Camino, where any and every secluded spot just off the pilgrim highway, where you might think of having a discrete pee, would be dotted with evidence that you weren't the first person to have that idea eeeeeuw watch your feet. If you had to work, or walk to the spring, for each gallon of water, you wouldn't be shitting in it.

    Park that thought and get on your bike? MeFi flagged the inauguration of a new ultra endurance race GBDuro2019 in the UK (from Land's End to John O'Groats, of course). It's with bicycles and the rules of engagement is that you have to carry all your kit, and all your food with you. You can nip onto the shops and tap your cred-card for a Mars bar or a Cornish pasty, but you can't have your partner drive ahead with the 4x4 and have a hot hip-bath and a gin&tonic ready when you breast the top of Carter Bar. Nor can you stop off in a ***** hotel; if you don't plan to do a 600km stage in one almighty session then you're expected to sack out until first light in a bivvy-bag. "Riders should ride in the spirit of self-reliance and equal opportunity." and "There are no entry fees and no prizes. There are no officiators, no marshals, no ride leaders, no rescue services. There is no support".  Call me judgemental but if, on the Camino, you send your rucksack ahead of you by van (and you can, there's no longer a gap in that market) then that's not in the spirit of self-reliance and equal opportunity.
    When I walked up the coast of Portugal in 1989 (heck! that's nearly 30 years ago), I was entirely on my own and on my own resources. There were no direction arrows, no hostels, no cell-phones, no GPS. The only reason it was possible at all at all was because the navigation was delimited by the sea. If I drifted too far East I got wet feet. GBDuro2019, for all its self-reliance is very much a child of the Age of WiFi - everyone has a GPS transponder and the route map is similarly on the GPS cloud. So you have to phone-check yourself all the time lest the true-route bifurcates from the you-route. It's nifty and graphic: like the still [above] from the documentary on this year's trek.  Because it's on the cloud, your Beloved or your fan-base can check your progress 60/60/24/7. The organisers a shadowy body called The Racing Collective [Гоночный Коллектив ?] request and require participants to tweet time- and place-stamped photos of their progress. It's not like when Zatopek won his marathon in 1952.
    If Lachlan Morton looks lonely or like he's left everyone behind, it's because he has:
    2,000km in 111.75 hours! Blimey!? That's as inspiring as the Appalachian Trail trials of Scott Jurek; the Iditarod dogs in Alaska; The Tarahumara in Mexico; the Barkley Marathons in the Tennessee wilderness. But let's get back down with the dirty: if you are off road and on your own and need a crap; what then? Well, The Kollectiv gets really exercised about this because soiling the route is showing contempt to those who come after you . . . and for the pristine natural landscape through which the riders are privileged to cycle:
    • Don't be a dick - Leave No Trace (bring a trowel), be nice
    • Further: Nothing beats a well-earned shit in the woods - fact. And whilst the "turn over a rock" method has been used for donkeys years it is no longer fit for purpose given the volume of people now going 'into the wild'. Indeed, failure to properly manage human waste has led to the death of other bikepacking rides such as the Oregon Outback. 
      • [Here's a link to that sad and shameful story of heedless behaviour by adults]
    • Hint: making a proper hole without a trowel takes a LOT of effort! So if you're riding GB Divide, please carry a trowel (at 17g it won't slow you down)
    I've said enough, back to the filum!

    Sunday, 31 March 2024

    Who knew? - Pointless edition

    Miscellany, round-up, pot-pourri

    Sunday, 20 August 2023

    Bernard of Clairvaux

    St Bernard's Day [patron of 🐝🐝-keepers] unrelated links follow.

    Wednesday, 14 August 2019

    The Pain Cave

    I left my bottle at the side of the 400m track when I was 11.  I could do the fast stuff, the anaerobic stuff, 100m sprint or 80m over hurdles but twice round the 400m circuit was too much to run. I'd stop halfway and walk a bit to get my wind back. I was known to be asthmatic, in those pre-inhaler days, but I think a big part of the problem was that my ambition genes were shot off in the war. I just couldn't lift myself across the smallest threshold of grit / determination / bottle . . . never mind Second Wind; The Wall; let alone The Pain Cave. Because it is so alien, I have an anthropologist's fascination with athletes who push that running envelope, who don't wimp out at the first wheeze / rainshower / twinge / rattlesnake / puke-up. Examples:
    Zatopek - Andrew Lloyd - Lasse Viren & Emiel Puttemans - Luz LongJohn Landy - Deratu Tulu - Scott Jurek - Tarahumara - Ernest DalzellIditarod - Barkley 100 - Billy Mills - Mark Pollock

    If you win the Soccer Cup Final, even if you score the winning goal, you gotta realise that the win is not solely due to you. But for runners, even those with coaches and pacers and a support team, win or lose is up to the runner alone. And in a real sense, as all the great Ultra-runners acknowledge, you're running against (and for) yourself: running you best life. I tried to capture this as doing the best you can . . . and then a little bit more. The last in can have run better than everyone else.

    Anyway, I'm here because of a long interview [100 mins] between Joe Rogan and ultrarunner Courtney Dauwalter [her feet in the kitchen R] just after she won the Moab 240 [miles! = 380 km] in Utah in under 58 hours. Albeit that it was the first time this desert, canyon, mountain circuit has been run; Rogan has trouble getting his head round the fact that Dauwalter was 10 hours = 20 miles = 30 km = 8% ahead of the next best finisher. Reflecting on that led to the idea that certain barriers are known to be insurmountable . . . until they are surmounted. A lot of nonsense [hindsight!!] was talked about the 4 minute mile being a non plus ultra set by human physiology until Roger Bannister sailed through that 'barrier' after lunch on 6th May 1954. John Landy ran even faster a month later and sub-four became the new normal. Similar things are being said about a sub-two-hour marathon: all the 10 fastest marathoneers, male and female, were born in either Kenya or Ethiopia - except Paula Radcliffe [prev who incidentally Bob (ya wimp) had exercise-induced childhood asthma].

    The other relatable thing about Courtney is that she is so normal about it: she stokes up for a race with natchos & beer and candy-bars. She doesn't do [insert your latest health/fitness fad here] but is not averse to giving yoga, stretches or cryotherapy (A Thing in California) - it just hasn't seemed necessary - and maybe seems a bit boring for something that has only uncertain benefit. Better to go out on a trail and, just, run. She's so freakin' normal that when she sees leopards in hammocks and silent cellists in the woods during a night run, she just nods howdydo and runs on. That sounds like Charles Bonnet Syndrome which has been normalised by my vision-impaired mother these last couple of years. Don't worry her none, though: it just is.  As a teacher of Human Physiology, I'm interested in how internal systems breakdown at the edges . . . of old age, stress, and now extreme exercise. And she's so freakin' 'ard that when she goes temporarily blind (possibly corneal oedema) on the last stage of a 100 mile race she just stumbles on to the finish trying to miss hazards, without 100% success [see L for most significant head-wound], with the 5% of her remaining vision.  Sure it cleared up within a few hours; sure why worry? Exec Summary 10 mins about physiology from the Joe Rogan interview.

    Her day job? Is teaching science to middle school kids in Colorado. You can see it as she solves problems in her races: logistical, physiological, mental [see above] problems that require a solution that works . . . is evidence based, is scientfic rather than woowah. What's not to love about that? Could there be a better ambassador for the Enlightening Arts? A better role-model for young women?