Pics for posterity

As we get older our [not your] adult children are getting increasingly cross about The Clutter. There are three in that F.1 [1st Filial generation] and the most direct said "Hey, get your shit together, why should I have to process it at the same time as my grief?". errrm, quite so.

All those books I bought in a pre-digital age were snatched from yard-sale oblivion because they were worth 50c to Future Me or Future Children: Historical atlases, Teach Yourself Swahili, forgotten classics by Peter Fleming, Pierre van Paassen, WW Jacobs.  None of these are available in the County Library but the information is [more easily] accessible on-line . . . somewhere. 15 years ago, I cd have been convinced to dump the lot. Less so now that a free infinite forever internet is less credible. But feckit, _I_ - nor any of mine - will not be learning Swahili [nor Romanian, nor Japanese] and I rarely re-read any books. I owe nothing to roaming bands clad in dog-skin and dodging zombies: they can find their own books.

The Beloved decided that This Summer was when the house must be painted. And we've had a very agreeable, interesting, pains-taking slappie more or less living with us for the last 3 weeks. He's moving through the house room-by-room and I am tasked to heft boxes and bags of Stuff out of his way. And then move them back when the paint has dried. It would be so handy if we lived on a farm with outbuildings: just move all the boxes to a shed - or even pay some young fit people to do the heavy lifting - and then move it back. Wait! we do live on a farm with outbuildings . . . but they are also up to eye-level with yet more shite.

So . . . the photographs. I graduated from Instamatic to a Canon semi-automatic 35mm SLR in 1983. I needed it for work during a brief foray into the genetics of pigeon Columba livia colour! Back in the 70s 80s 90s 00s there was a whole capitalist competitive industry selling, developing and printing 35mm colour film. It was sold in reels of 24 or 36 pictures and you didn't know how they looked until you'd left them with the chemist, or later sent the film off in a pre-paid envelope. It is the nature of the amateur world that the returning envelope [samples R] was wreathed in disappointment: so many fuzzy, poorly-composed, over-exposed pictures of The Trees, The Sky or The own-self Feet.  My first gripe is the design of the envelope! Unless you include the woman's cheek [top.L], only Fuji Film facilitates writing a Table of Contents on the outside of the packet. 

Between 1973 and 2013 we took, processed and stored thousands of photos; in hundreds of envelopes. They fill several 250mm x 350mm x 450mm archive file boxes. Roughly in total 0.25 cu.m or 250 litres of fire-hazard. It doesn't help that capitalism offered many many 2 for 1 deals, so each batch of photos came back as precise duplicates as well as the almost the same crap-pics

Each box is a day's work. I've been looking at each photo and triaging into a) duplicate b) terrible c) keep. Then adding an exec.summ to the outside of the envelope. If I'd just had a cuppa and a chocolate biscuit, I might add an explanation on the back of the picture "Uncle Jim, carpentry again, ~1984?". Because the next person to look through this box never knew Uncle Jim or the colour of our front door 1986-1990. So who is the chap [see L] talking earnestly to Pat the Salt at a family wedding in 1989? Nobody (living) knows! Or so I thought before I canvassed the thumbnail round The Beloved's sibs. Half a lifetime ago, Jody Mulcaire was a workmate and friend and now he is dead. If you want to reach out to old friends, like my ex-student Mike, do not delay!
For credit where due: Dau.II labelled some of the packets while she was 'resting' with us 2022-2023 - that was a great help last week.

Data from (Tuesday 11 Aug 26)'s box: a) dupe 1kg b) crud 1.5kg c) keep 8.25kg. That's ~25% which only needs to be moved one more time: for archaeologists from the Planet Zorg to discover in Cullenstown Landfill in 5026AD.

My mother, the last survivor of the previous generation came late to holiday and domestic snaps. My sister, daughter and I went through her 'Papers' after she died and dumped all the photos where we couldn't recognise anyone (there was nobody to ask who?).  But wait? 
Q. Isn't a set of pictures of Swan-Hellenic Cultural Cruises, Mediterranean, 1980s, useful for future sociologists? 
A. Not enough for us to care. 

Perspective notes: a) My pal Roy couldn't save a much better organized, more extensive, pictorial archive. b) only 7 out of 120+ of the plays of Sophocles have survived the ravages of 25 centuries of indifference.

Poppyseed

This summer is really coming on for The End Of Days. No rain at all for July, then a good bit of persistent drizzle on 3rd August but we're back to desertification for the 10 days since then. There is a hose-pipe ban for those who on the mains, but I believe it should apply to us for ther same reasons. If we lived in burbia, and water failed to come out of the taps, a national emergency would be declared and government water-bowsers would appear at the end of the street so that we could drink and b'il the spuds even if the jacks wouldn't flush. If our bore-hole runs dry The Man isn't going to send out a rescue swat team.

And . . . the well ran dry last Sunday! For he first time in 30 years. Because The Outdoor Man was watering the sheep and forgot to turn off the tap. I've done left outdoor tap running before but never so that the rising main in the kitchen dried up. Big red face, and the water came back after abut 20 minutes, but it shows how close to the edge we might be. The well is 30m deep with ⌀ 100mm. Therefore, standing volume (π.r².len) = 230lt = ¼ tonne = 2x bathfuls. Although, even as we pump water out, it is usually cascading in through rock-fissures from the ground water. So flushing for a tinkle, or running a bath, or filling the kettle or all three together, is on demand sustainable. But not if the well is already only half full and there's a drought on.

In other news, the green beans are bearing - a good handful every day for the last week. They are yum, but that's not really enough to make freezing for Xmas sensible. The very misc tomatoes are just starting to bear fruit. Yesterday at lunch, we shared the first from var = blue pear which is black on top and red away from the petiole [see at foot]. It ugly but quite sweet and not very exciting.

I decided to harvest all the poppy seed. In the pic above left, it looks like something has severed the seed-head of maybe half the plants. I don't mind sharing my poppy-seed with field mice Apodemus sylvaticus but I'm not going to hand it all to them. Accordingly, in batches, I cut off the top ~10cm of stalk and shook them into a large white soup bowl as in previous years. It is usually necessary to snip of the top of the seed-case  with scissors. Took me about an hour and yielded 150g of seed. That costs about €2 at Tesco - why do I bother?? It is organic & local, I guess.

 

Epoch-eclipse

 In 1999, I was the Irish Node [director and sole-employee] of a European academic quango. We had an AGM in one venue or another, and for 1999 some bright spark suggested that the German node at  Deutsches Krebsforschungszentrum (DKFZ) in Heidelberg should host it. Because the Great European Total Solar eclipse was due to sweep over the continent on 11 August 1999. So, for immediately after the AGM, a charabanc was chartered to take the delegates to a castle 120km South of Heidelberg and drinks were laid on in the Schloßhof. For reasons which I've long forgotten, I couldn't go. When my pals arrived at the castle, it was cloudy, but some of them caught a glimpse of totality through a cloud-break . . . and some were in the dungeons looking for more, and more robust, canapés.

Meanwhile back at Caislean Bob, The Beloved seized Dau.I and Dau.II, bundled them into the car and drove into our post-town. She had heard that someone was sharing his welder's helmet with his local community and the girls (aged 6 and nearly 4) got a geek at a once-in-a-lifetime partial solar eclipse. Like this year, in 1999 the path of totality skirted the island of Ireland. I was left at home. But after a while I found a large cardboard box and made a pin-hole camera like it was 1899. Crude and lo-tech as it was I spent an hour or so looking at a projected image of the sun getting slowly nibbled into a crescent.

Fast forward 27 years and 1 day. Yesterday evening, it was again eclipse time in Europe - actually also a yellow heatwave warning where we live; and unlikely to be overcast. They were giving a max of ~95% disc-coverage at ~19:10. 

At 15:00hrs on Der Tag, I thought I'd better do something - other than finding an internet webcam with erudite voice-over.  I scared up a tallish, toughish, newish cardboard box, taped over all the corners and punched a 2mm hole in the base, which cast a perfick 6mm ⌀ disk at the other end and a fuzzier bigger splot on the ground. A lawn-chair provided just the right angle (with some tolerance) for projecting when I set up the observatory but the sun was sinking fast towards the tree-line in the yard when disk-eating started at just after 18:00hrs. But I was able to move my contraption to a far corner of the yard and happily clocked the diminution of sun-size over the next 70 minutes, taking pictures every so often. I also had fresh lemons in case the event triggered a zombie puckerlips.

But next time I'll think outside the box and get under some leafy trees, like Dau.II who, at 19:15, captured the crescent sun stuttered all over a wall as the light penetrated the canopy through multiple pinholes:

curloo-oo shall be saved?

We last met Róisín Normanly BC Before Coronarama when she scooped and classified some 000s of beetles out of ponds as an undergraduate. She is nearly the youngest of The Blob's Women in Science list. No shame in transitory beetlemania; at a similar age 200 years earlier, Charles Darwin was an avid beetle collector, famously popping one in his mouth when a greater Coleopteran prize presented. Of course, Darwin's scientific interests broadened out over the next 50 years . . . 20 of them getting down and dirty with barnacles.

At the turn of the century, I shared a house with two long-haired botanists and a long haired cat. The kitchen and bathroom were 'blokey' and the sofa furry but it was warm, dry and watching Match of The Day [The Ref is blind, I tell you, Blind!] could be good fun. I am happy for the younger fellow that he has been working as an environmental consultant for the last 2+ decades: currently looking at the impact of grazing on saltmarshes. If you point science at the natural world, it is possible to achieve trade-offs between diversity and profit to a win-win-win.

As Darwin went full metal barnacle, Normanly graduated [1st class hons!] from beetles to birds. For her MSc in Wageningen NL [been there, me], she GPS-tracked lapwings Vanellus vanellus) to determine the extent of range and interactions. But she also surveyed the invertebrates because that's what lapwings eat

Normanly is a RSPB nature conservation officer across the border in N.Ireland. At the end of April, she found & electric-fenced off a curlew (Numenius arquata) nest on an upland heath. Curlews are 'near threatened' on the IUCN Red List; so it's hard to find nests. A week later 175 ha of that heathland went on fire but [with some help from 85 firefighters] she was able to snatch 4 eggs from the nest, although the electric fence-posts had melted to blobs. [Note to self: always carry a lunchbox and spare socks]. Those eggs have now hatched [R from RTE video] and will be released into the wild later this Summer. RSPB Press Release.

The calculus: 4 curlews saved! The more abundant ground-nesting meadow pipits (Anthus pratensis) and skylarks (Alauda arvensis), not to mention legions of beetles and butterflies . . . not so much. 

Making money

“Mr. Micawber was waiting for me within the gate, and we went up to his room (top story but one), and cried very much. He solemnly conjured me, I remember, to take warning by his fate; and to observe that if a man had £20 a-year for his income, and spent £19 19/6, he would be happy, but that if he spent £20 1/- he would be miserable. After which he borrowed a shilling of me for porter, gave me a written order on Mrs. Micawber for the amount, and put away his pocket-handkerchief, and cheered up. ” 

We had a farrrm in Afrika bought a farmlet in the Irish Midlands in 1996. We were able to do this because a) Boomers b) we'd sold an Edwardian row-house in England which more-or-less covered the price.  We set the fields at conacre for a tuthree years while we found a) our feet, b) plumbers, chippies, sparkies and roofers c) grew two girls from nappies to more-or-less continence. Then we fell out with our conacerer (and knew thereby that we'd arrived in the community) and had to rustle up some sheep to eat the grass.

But a sustainable number of sheep over 365 days can't eat the beneficence of Summer, so we've had to cut hay / haylage / silage to deal with the surplus each year. From standing grass to hay requires a reaper, a tedder, & a baler; silage needs, in addition, a wrapper. Even if we owned a tractor, all these additional bits of kit would have to be bought [insane expense] or borrowed. Borrowed when everyone else in the parish wanted to use the same machinery for the same purpose. Then we had to sell the surplus fodder. Every year has been a problem to get all the ducks in a row and fall on our knees for suitable weather. Last year, for example,  one of the contractors knocked two granite gate-pillars out of true and never stopped to say sorry; let alone make good the damage. 

This year, at short notice, for the first time, we contracted to harvest wildflower seed from the Traditional Hay Meadows THM which make up about 80% of our pasture. A dinky Hege plot-harvester [as above] made a few passes but most of the seed harvest was with a brush-harvester which cuts nothing. Rather it runs across the top of the grass [height set by eye and experience] beating the tops with a cylindrical bog-brush and collecting this thrash into sacks. Periodically, they empty the bags onto tarpaulin sheets to let the insects and arachnids escape. 

Because no cut, there was still a bunch of hay to knock, ted, bale and cart away. We found another, more local, more careful contractor after last year's pillar-tonker who charged so much an acre to knock and turn and so much a bale to, like, bale. In 1998, after a long hot summer, the first haying on our watch yielded 105 4ft = 1200mm round bales from 12 acres = 5 hectares. It has been an unsteady decline ever since. We are so averse to pelleted nitrogen that the nutrient balance is quite out of kilter. All that biomass going offsite to feed someone else's cattle in a sweaty tuberculous shed in Winter is not getting replaced. 

In 2026 we sold 21 round hay bales to our neighbour across the river at €23 each = €480. Whoohee! But it cost €450 to contract out the process of harvest.  If Farmer Micawber's calculus applies, we are happy! The details are commercially sensitive but the price we got for the wildflower seeds was wildly absurdly greater than €30 nett for the hay. That's part of why you the consumer have to pay €5 to €15 for a 1oz = 30g packet of Irish Wildflower Seeds. But it's like milk, the farmer (who owns the cows, takes the risk and does all the work, starting every day at 05:00hrs) gets 35c/lt, and you&me pay TescAldidl €1.20 for the same thing. The creamery, the tetrapac plant, the Aldi shelf-stacker, and the truckers delivering product from hither to yon all take their cut.

Bottom line: Wildflowers? Would go again!  

Sloppin' Bob

We have a polytunnel. At 17m x 9m its footprint is quite a bit bigger than the 2-floor area of our house. At one time we had a straggly grapevine trained up a trellis inside the tunnel. A friend, who knows a thing or two about wine came to view the tunnel when it was new and the plastic was clear and clean. I asked him: if were were to propagate our vine and have a 17m run of plants suitably pruned and fed and cared for, how much wine might we get in a good year? Oh, he replied,  a bottle a day with a following wind. We contrived to kill our little vine shortly thereafter. But for nearly 20 years, we've had on-again off-again success with green beans and tomatoes and courgettes. And a mighty triffid of a rosemary bush.

We do have a garden-tap in one corner which ultimately comes from our domestic 30m deep borehole but I'd rather use rainwater which falls on the plastic and gets guttered into various receptacles. Years ago, I bought 50m of perforated pipe with the intention of subterranean drip-feeding our ~10m long 'middle bed' where we most often grow the beans. But a different know-it-some pal assured me that such a project would be futile unless the pipe was perfectly level, Otherwise the water would just pool at the lowest point and everything else would be Sahara. So I'm still slopping out water into the bottomless buckets into which the various veg are planted. 

It rained on Saturday 27th June 2026 and I used that to top off all our water containers, down to the pair of 10lt plastic watering cans. Circled L is our Outside IBC, which is 2m higher than the plant roots it serves and the 2-wheeled stable barrow whc can double-job to hold ~250lt water. At this full capacity, we have a reservoir of close to 3 tonnes. That sounds like a lot, it is a lot. One tonne is about what I need for drinking in a year. But IF we have 3 dozen bucket-beds for veg ANDIF they get ~3 lt every time they're watered THEN 1 tonne will only last 10 days. 

But this year, it didn't rain again until a 25 minute Summer downpour at tea-time on Weds 29th July; and again more sustained on Mon 3rd August.  By 29th July we had more-or-less drained our reserves and I was tap-topping up the big-blue wheel barrow with cool clear well water. And leaving it to get to 'room-temperature' for 24 hours. That 29/07 shower delivered at least 120lt of water. The steady drizzle on the afternoon of 03/08 has put 500 litres into the Outside IBC and as much again has been captured in other containers.

But we've had most un-Irish multi-week rain-free spells in the Summers of 2018, 2023, 2025 and now 2026. The Beloved says I'm too old to be heaving buckets of water about. But I demur: I'm not about to pay ready money at a gym to get a similar workout.

I don't keep good records of when it rains, because it's Ireland. But I do notice when the weather goes all Ancient Mariner [With throats unslaked, with black lips baked / We could nor laugh nor wail/ Through utter drought all dumb we stood . . .] and the grass turns crisp and yellow. We are close enough that daily rainfall records from Alan O'Reilly at CarlowWeather are a pretty good aide memoire for past rainfall

Beard stokes food

Back in my YouTube days [ie before I went cold YTurkey  in Jan 2026], I went on a sub-jag watching, with fascinated horror, Adam "Beard Meats Food" Moran engaged in gluttonous food challenges usually against the clock. Restaurant will account it positive publicity to offer food for free IF the punter clears their enormous platter. 5kg of coleslaw, a 40oz steak with chips and trimmings, a gumboot full of fried clams. It is gross on many levels but Moran is affable and funny and the variety of challenge options keeps the channel going: 6+million subscribers & 2+billion views is apparently enough to give up the day job [wikipedia, I cannot obvs link to YT].

More paint is needed! The latest tradie to be living with us is slapping emulsion on the interior walls - one room at a time. It is hugely disruptive because although our home is modest at 1,000sq,ft = 90sq.m the amount of clutter is Mighty. books do furnish a room More books than I care to count is okay: IF they are stacked on shelves up against a wall THEN they are effective sound and thermal insulation. But boxing t'feckers up and moving them is a royal PITA. Note to self: do serious triage on the library [and the photo collection] before mobilizing the tradesmen. Yesterday we drove to Waterford for another 10 lt of fancy paint. 

It wasn't a total blow to the carbon foot print because a) we filled the car with The Recycling and b) two fruit-boxes of de-cluttering [one of books and one of nonsense] for Oxfam; c) & d) we fulfilled two health-adjacent appointments for The Beloved. I was required as chauffeur-paramedico after the treatments; and to heft the clutter. She promised to buy me lunch. I said I'd make a sandwich and bring me own. But between appts, there we were at noon getting seated in Hook & Ladder. Lunch menu didn't start until 12:30 so, despite preferring a ham'n'cheese toastie, I ordered a second breakfast. Begob & begut! It was like a Beard Meats Food eating challenge or reg'lar breakfast at The Pig & Whistle Diner in Brighton MA ca. 1982. But nothing that a Kobayashi shake won't settle, or running down a tuthree sheep. Also I was brought up to polish my plate, and so

Burp! From the Menu FARMER’S FAIR  2 Sausages, 2 bacon, 1 black & 1 white pudding, ½ tomato, mushrooms, rosemary potatoes, 1 fried egg, 4 x ½ toast 4 butter pats 1a,c,d,2,5,14 €13.95 (1a. wheat, 1c. barley, 1d. oats, 2. Crustaceans, 5. Eggs, 14. Sulphites). WTF crustaceans? Maybe Pill-bugs Armadillidium vulgare in the black pudding?