Sunday, 30 June 2024

End Jun Mixum

The Feast of St Martial of Aquitaine: just so y'know.

Friday, 28 June 2024

Norwegian cheese

 For a while now, I've been a total TRIP groupie: The Rest is Politics is a podcast where Alastair Campbell (Lab.) and Rory Stewart (Con.) agree to disagree agreeably. We spent the Bloomsday weekend in Dublin, jest hangin', with Dau.I and Dau.II who are bunking together in D7. On Monday we went on a site-visit to the branch where Dau.I is currently Senior Assistant Librarian. We were there to bust her out of work for lunch, but I went browsing the This Just In shelves and came away with three (3) books. 

Having galloped through Rory Stewart's recentbio in May, it seemed only parity-of-esteem fair to read But What Can I Do? Why Politics Has Gone So Wrong, and How You Can Help Fix It by Alastair Campbell. Campbell is a prolific writer (and reader) of books, mostly about politics but he has interesting things to say about mental health [full metal mental breakdown 1986], sport [did I tell you I played soccer with Maradona] and leadership. This book can be read as a primer for (young) people who want to Do Something about the evil which stalks the land. Pick your evil, whatever riles your goat: bees, fitness, Gaza, housing, Маріуполь, mental health, period poverty, school dinners, sleep hygiene. Don't spread yourself too thin; keep focus; pick your battles

The first third of the book sets the stage for the post-truth world in which we now endure. In 1994, after another rotten in the state scandal in British politics, John "PM" Major set up a committee to set standards in public office. Thereafter everyone would know what was not okay chaps. The first chair was an eminent son-of-Kerry top judge Michael Nolan and the Nolan Principles set out the requirements for those who wished to serve: selflessness, integrity, objectivity, accountability, openness, honesty and leadership. It is worth three minutes of your time to go through the executive summary, even if you only run an after-school ping-pong club.

eee but Cambell loves his lists and his acronyms. GGOOB getting good out of bad is his watchword for thinking positive in adversity. He cites a number of highly successful people HSP? who reckon that they were made by their set-backs. Operationally, he suggests that problems / campaigns can be more effectively approached by separating Objective and Strategy from Tactics. He was recently invited to inspire a group of Norwegian business leaders: that's when he learned that OST is the Norwegian for cheese. Each chapter in the second (how you can help fix it) and third (taking the next step) part of the book ends with summary bullet points of advice for wannabees.

You can't keep a successful author from churning them out: agents, publishers, and publicists require it. Campbell's latest ventures are a brace of kids' books: Little Experts: Why Politics Matters for primary school children, and Alastair Campbell Talks Politics for teens. Available in August.

Big shout-out to/for Fiona Millar, Campbell's power behind the throne and a person in her own right. She stuck by her man when he was being insufferably ambitious, when his life imploded and when he gave up The Dhrink. Here they are [50m] talking about their journey.

Wednesday, 26 June 2024

Self medication

My bestie from Grad School dropped by for a visit on her way back to Boston from Germany.  She has not been to visit for 25 years, and our last facetime was in Summer 2014. One of the hazards of international travel is that, mask or nomask, you have to sit for several hours in an aluminium incubator tube with several hundred randomers. You need a pretty robust immune system to fight off the air-borne assault of millions of spittle-drops harboring billions of viruses and we are neither of us as young and fit as we were in the the 1980s.  

Upshot is that, over the weekend, a <cof> snot and sniffle situation developed. She was flying out on Tuesday and we agreed on Bank Holiday Monday that, if they could be obtained, some anti-histamines and a cough-suppressing elixir [as R] might make the difference between getting back to Boston as scheduled and . . . not doing so. Now pharmacists, and especially pharmacy technicians [who work damned hard facing a tetchy and demanding public six days a week, but don't get paid as much as The Boss] deserve a day off. If I ruled the country, I would go back sixty years when pretty much all shops and premises were closed of a Sunday. Call me judgemental but there's something amiss if the best that people can do at the weekend is to mooch down to the Mall and buy shoddy gim-crack which nobody needs and won't bring happiness or utility once acquired. But folks do get sick over the weekend. Not mortal call-the-doctor sick, let alone opt to spend many hours in the <cof> <cof> miasma of emergency care at the nearest hospital. 

It is a known thing that in any sufficiently large community, one of the pharmacies in rotation will be open for a couple hours before lunch on Sunday. Accordingly, I fired up the Interweb to discover a) whether Enniscorthy was a sufficiently large community b) which was the designated pharmacy on that Bank Holiday Monday. Well damme if I could discover that information.  I phoned McCauleys which has been gobbling up independent pharmacies across the Sunny South East but their phone robot tellingly offered: for the pharmacy press 1; for beauty products press 2; for photography press 3; . . . for hot water bottles press 9. Drugs and band-aids may still be the core business in Irish pharmacies but the wage-bill is paid by sunscreen, mascara and deodorant. I spent a l o n g time on hold after press 1

I then called CareDoc on the assumption that they could / should be a clearing house for out-of-hours medical care. They offered a menu and the advice that, if it was URGENT then call 999. It wasn't urgent and I would have sat on hold for a l o n g time IF I'd been confident that CareDoc would be the key. I wasn't that confident, so after 5 minutes I hung up and called the Gardai. If I was running the show, the pharmacists would sort out who was on call and then inform the Gardai. The Guards picked up quick enough, and the answerer agreed that it would be handy to have that information available on her desk but it wasn't.

It is possible the the Irish Pharmacy Union and/or the Pharmaceutical Association of Ireland, has a policy or standard operating procedure for ensuring minimal access to pharmacy products over the weekend but I haven't been able to figure it out.  I turned instead to La Torbellina de Tenerife our highly effective, highly networked neighbour across the valley. Her response? "Enniscorthy is rubbish. I'm much better connected in New Ross. Indeed, I am even at this moment on my way to the next village over and I'll pick you what you need in Ross. Wait, I have antihistaminics here in the house, I'll drop them up before I go".  So we sorted our non-urgent but important care issues in a timely fashion. But only because we have an accomplished magician in our midst.

The IPU and PAI have a case to answer and a policy to roll out.

Monday, 24 June 2024

Go back where you came from

A curious collision of two different feeds occurred the day after my birthday. Over the last few years, I have slumped into a ritual of checking the headlines from RTE every day before breakfast. You may imagine that, as a protestant with a very expensive education, a cold bath before breakfast would be more my (bracing) style. I did try a cold bath once or twice in my youth in the sense of try anything once except morris-dancing and incest [whc quote prev]. But as a habit, it never took. 

So the RTE headline which arrested my attention was Law to strip citizenship to be enacted before Dáil summer break. Helen McEntee the FG Minister of Justice, is presumably bringing this before cabinet for their appro as a way of garnering a headline now, followed by some extra votes from her Othering constituency come the next election. This lamentable thin-end of a wedge is presumably informed by the sorry case of Shamima Begum a Brit who left school and country at 15 to support the Islamic State in Syria. Shamima got married out there, had three children who died, and returned home chastened, not to say battered, by a series of unfortunate events / choices. The UK passed the Nationality and Borders Act in 2022, so facilitate the ejection of undesirables.  The Act allows the Home Secretary to revoke citizenship if the 'perp' is eligible for some other citizenship. According to a UK Tribunal, Bangladesh, whence Shamima's parents came, would allow Begum to apply for citizenship through them. According the Bangladesh, that is just not true (and they don't want her).

The other feed-floater which crashed up against The Minister's certainties was a quote from celebrity US film critic Roger Ebert (18Jun1942 - 04Apr2013) [bloboprev "The ability of so many people to live comfortably with the idea of capital punishment is perhaps a clue to how so many Europeans were able to live with the idea of the Holocaust: Once you accept the notion that the state has the right to kill someone and the right to define what is a capital crime, aren't you halfway there?

Ahem, quite so! Even without this new strip-citz legislation, I have been invited by a forty-shades-of-green-washing colleague to "Go back where you came from" when I shared that my ancestors were horse-riding protestants. One of the delights of my boring Anglo patriarchal existence is the ethnic diversity of my acquired family - adding French, Lebanese, Toubou, Punjabi spices to my Scots, Irish, Welsh stodge. Presumably The Minister, confident that her new law would only be applied in very limited circumstances cannot imagine circumstances where members of my family will be Nakba-ed out of their right to remain because they failed a freckle count.

A civilized society
works on / with / for its hard cases
it doesn't kill expel them

Don't forget Martin Niemöller: Zuerst kamen sie . . . When they came for the socialists etc. bloody etc.

Sunday, 23 June 2024

Sankt Hans Afen

You're allowed to have a bonfire tonight [you'll never take me alive surveillance drones!] because it is the eve of the feast of St John the Baptist. Festa de São João do Porto or Fogueres de Sant Joan, Alicante It's the solstice counterpoise to Christmas.

Friday, 21 June 2024

Traditional Hay Meadow

It's nice to be incentivized for something you'd be doing anyway. Like when I was sent on a chainsaw use and maintenance course as a brand-new member of the Irish Timber Growers' Association and came away with safety chaps, helmet, gloves and boots and a cheque for £178 from Social Welfare for taking a week off from "productive investments" on the farrrm. It is, so, a farm . . . with a herd number for the 15 sheep, and finely-coloured informative satellite maps of each field on-line at the Dept Ag in Dublin. We don't need to make money from the farm - which serves other purposes for us, like raising a brace of honest, can-do, effective humans to adulthood. 

The idea of incentives is based on a certainty that particular policy is good for the polity. As a tax-payer, as well as a recipient of some of the gumment's largesse, I'd like to think that Agricultural policy decisions are evidence based rather than an idea cooked up in an office in Dublin and not subject to peer-review. We used to know an Nth-generation sheep-raising family from County Wicklow. In the 1960s, they had been encouraged by a man from the ministry to knock down all the 19thC stone out-buildings and replace them with modern, space-efficient, galvanised steel hay-barns. They sort of knew where all cut-stone lintels and sills were buried but were not (yet) cash-strapped enough to dig them up and sell on to architectural salvage.

From about the same Big Ag in Ireland began its love-affair with Lolium perenne ; Seagalach buan ; perennial rye-grass. Careful research from back then established that cattle fed on rye-grass delivered more meat and/or more milk than any other diet in the study. I guess there were parallel experiments proving that a ryegrass monoculture yielded more tonnes per hectare than anything else available /imaginable. Especially in a world where unlimited cheap nitrogen was availble in pellets. In the Animal Farm mentality of the time, if ryegrass is good, everything else must be bad and herbicidal sprays were developed to kill all the 'weeds' or at least all the dicots: chekkitout 2,4-D aka 2,4-Dichlorophenoxyacetic acid which was one of the components of Agent Orange. And we know how well that cunning plan worked out?

Two generations of family farms have been told (resistance in useless) that monoculture Lolium perenne is the only way forward; the only way to be financially viable for the next two generations. In the last five years, there has been a complete volte face, and Joe and Josie Farmer can now get extra money for leaving their hay meadows uncut for an anxiety-inducing long time.  'tis a rare farmer who saves, like, actual, hay nowadays. Hay needs a whole family and the neighbours as well; not to mention a predictable week ahead of dry settled weather. Silage otoh needs a single effective to operate in sequence a mower, a baler and a polythene wrapper.

But for us, this is Our Scheme: leaving the meadows uncut between 15-Apr and 01-Jul generates €50/ha a spectacular vista of wild flowers; best viewed on your knees. Dactylorhiza maculata the heath spotted orchid [2023] is only the bonus cherry on the cake of colour. Last year, our Ag Advisor was delirah to find so many of the positive indicator species so abundant that he could tick enough of the boxes on the checklist to ensure that we got maximum payment . . . for that small part of the €quation. 

It seems that we have become Best In Valley for Trad Hay Meadow and on the 1st Thursday in June we were volunteered to host a KTG Knowledge Transfer Group meeting to show our neighbours how it  can be done. Fair enough, happy to help. It caused a mild frisson of anxiety when I gathered at short notice that, as well as a table for the paper-work and 20ish seats to listen to the technical introduction, I should also provide tea (and cake, or at least biscuits). The picture above shows 20 bemused farmers aged 30 to 80 standing in a field up to their knees in 'dirt' [technical term] and being told with a straight face and earnest delivery that hay-rattle Rhinanthus minor gliográn,  sheep sorrel Rumex acetosella Samhadh caorach, and stitchwort Stellaria graminea tursarraing bheag were highly desirable harbingers of healthy stock and deliverers of micro-nutrients.

Additional irony: in order to access this field everyone had walked past and ignored the TRADITIONAL HAY MEADOW PLEASE KEEP TO LEFT FIELD EDGE sign, the back of which can be seen in the top right corner of the picture. 

When the midges got insupportable, everyone trooped back to the yard for tea and cake. I believe this was the 1st of 10 KTG meetings, for which all regular participants can claim a PPD personal professional development payment. Bob's Famous Flapjacks and a rather nice brack with cherries, sultanas and marzipan cubes were much appreciated. Hopefully the exercise will induce some of these strong silent farmers to discover their inner chef, rather than buying two packets of Marietta biscuits for company as usual.

refs: The official guide to indicator species

Wednesday, 19 June 2024

oof oeufs

 In the preface to his 1490 printing of the Aeniad, Wm Caxton set in motion the unification of the speech (or at least the writing) of anyone who lived in England. In my dayes happened that certayn marchautes were in a ship in Tamyse for to haue sayled ouer the see into Zelande  and for lacke of wynde thei taryed atte Forlond. And wente to lande for to refreshe them And one of theym named Sheffelde a mercer cam in to an hows and axed for mete, and specyally he axyed after eggys And the good wyf answerde, that she coude speke no frenshe. And the marchaut was angry, for he also coude speke no frenshe, but wolde haue hadde egges and she understode hym not. And thenne at laste a nother sayd that he wolde haue eyren then the good wyf sayd that she understood hym wel. Loo what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, egges or eyren, certainly it is harde to playse euery man, by cause of dyuersite & chauge of langage. Nope, we're not talking about these eggs:

They tooo small, they robin's eggs! making their start in life in a little-used letterbox in Waterford: the parents devoutly hoping that their reprodustive hopes didn't get sliced in a rain of unwanted election flyers. I'm sure robin's eggs are more or less the same as Ballyfree eggs but it requires a lot more to make an omelette. 

I am here rather to share some newly acquired knowledge about reading commercial eggshells. New to me; I daresay you've known all about these eggy life-skills for years. Since shortly after the Rose Fitz-Kennedy Bridge opened we have discovered a rural rat run through Rathgarogue, Co WX, which allows us to by-pass New Ross altogether and shave 10 minutes off the journey time from Chateau Blob to The Déise. Bonus is that there is an honesty-box supply of organic free-range eggs [€2.50 / six] just at the Northern edge of the village. Turns out that we've been missing a trick because organic eggs is a mere sideline to their core pork and bacon business

We had a cock-up on the commissariat front recently and had to buy eggs from, like, A Shop. There is a heckuva lot of reading on a modern shop-bot egg: almost as diverting as a corn-flake packet. Even apart from the sell-by date. One egg was stamped 0 IE R 178A and another from a different source had 1 IE R 150. This is clearly a Good Thing mandated by Brussels to promote food traceability and quality control. Because I can't see Big Egg offering to purchase an automatic egg-ID stamper seeing it rather as drain on share-holder value. This quite apart from any suggestion that Egg Capitalism would be interested in foisting peculiar-eggs sourced in . . . Britain on the unsuspecting EU consumer. I've no idea how egg-labelling goes down in Germany or Portugal but I am tickled that some EUrocrat noted that their are 26 counties in the Republic and matched each county, sorted alphabetically in English, to one letter of the Roman alphabet. On a very small 'sample' I deduce the Monaghan [R] is the epicentre of Peak Egg in this country. The rest of the ID 150 or 178A is a unique code for each producer. Rathgarogue gets a derogation on each-egg labelling presumably because, selling a few dozen eggs a day, it would take them 30 years to pay off the loan required to buy a modern egg stamper. Each box is stamped with their producer's ID. 

More: IE is obvs from context Ireland and the first digit is a code for chicken welfare:

  • 0: organic
  • 1: free range
  • 2: barn
  • 3: cage
You do you, not gonna judge you. but in reality things are not always implied by the legislation.  Free range differs from barn thus "must have continuous access to outdoors during daylight hours, to fresh water and to external areas which are mainly covered with vegetation. The birds are housed in hen houses, where part of the floor is covered in straw, which allows the birds to exhibit their natural behaviour." With a facility housing 100,000 birds, access to outdoors might be a door at the far end the shed. Do not imagine for a minute that one of the few employees of the business adopts the persona of an old-style army gym-instructor and hooshes all the birds out into the Fresh Air after breakfast and won't let them in again until dark. In Ireland, it's bloody freezing, probably raining, out there, 5 days out of 7.  Producing eggs is a metabolic process and at least partly dependent on the ambient temperature.  Our experience is that chickens definitely know enough to come out of the rain if they could. This is all stacked towards a consensus that free-range is less than open range or wide range. It's actually difficult / impossible in regular stores to purchase eggs that are both organic and free-range. But Rathgarogue Organic Farms [Eircode Y34 XN20] has that covered!

NowaEurope eggs = eieren = jajka = ovos = uibheacha = ägg = αυγά = vecja = huevos = munat