I'm not sure why I haven't written about David Crystal, Britain's favorite linguist, before this Summer. I've read a number of his books: he wears his erudition lightly but his stuff isn't lightweight. Then in the last couple of weeks, I've compared another book about language to my penultimate Borrowbox audiobook. I pronounced Crystal's The Story of English in 100 Words to be original and best. We've met his son Ben Crystal, actor and producer, using his best Shagespian voice.
Here [L] they are father & son, appropriately enough in the Globe theatre in London. David was born 6th July 1941, so I hope he gets a big cake and a bit of a knees up to celebrate this weekend. For someone who is even older than me, he seems to be right truly down with the hood, and up to date with the English language as she is spoke. In that sense he is, like Gretchen McCulloch, very much a descriptivist, celebrating how people actually express themselves, rather than a proscriptivist, nit-picking and tsking about how the young of today should be speaking.an astragalus from a roe deer [pic L] found in a cremation urn at the post-Roman settlement of Venta Icenorum near Norwich. The other bones in the urn were identified as coming from sheep. Someone thought it would be helpful to carve the runes for raïhan = "of the roe". Perhaps the urn contains the remains of a chap called Raï, and this was an ironic reminder of how he got his name.
The Last Word in Crystal's book is "Twittersphere" which, given that Twitter was still in nappies when the book was being written [published 2011], is as up-to-date as can be. He has chosen 98 other words to cover the span of the language over the 1,560 years between the two coinages:
- 5. out
- 10. What! - as in what ho! rather than the interrogative what?
- Hwæt. we Gâr-Dena in geâr-dagum
- þeod-cyninga þrym gefrãnon
- 15. arse - because we're Eurses rather than USAsses
- 20. skirt - not [quite] the same as shirt
- 25. wicked - whose meaning changed from bad to good
- 30. royal - a triple with regal and kingly
- 35. gaggle - collective noun
- 40. de[b]t - Latinized by acquiring the rogue b [debitum]
- 45. skunk - one of several words borrowed from folk displaced by colonists
- 50. billion = 10^9 or 10^12 ?
- 55. polite
- 60. species - naming of parts in the natural world adds a lot of words to the dictionary
- 65. lunch . . . or dinner? lunch-money for the dinner-lady
- 70. schmooze - via la yiddish
- 75. DNA - is a very short 'word' for a very long molecule
- 80. Watergate - and all the subsequent other -gates
- 85. Alzheimer's - is an eponym
- 90. bagonize - the anxiety to which we are prey while waiting at the luggage carousel
- 95. jazz - named as the word of the [20th] century
- 99. unfriend - the 2009 word of the year.