March-22 Coviday-23

Ten days of lock-down - how's it been for you?

• Covid 
• Good News meme fact-checked by Snopes
• Advice - Shaun of the Dead style
• Funeral with social distance and community solidarity
• First Covid-caused sewer back-up - newspapers proximate cause - TP-hoarders blamed
• AOB:
• Sit down: Paddle your own canoe - first catch your paddle. That's Beau Miles from Monash [prev]
• Stand-up: Liz Miele - she's funny.
• So is this whc may remind you of Bird by Bird
• Linguistics: SkyPark mountain bike trails: gnarly, jenky, sick skinnies: like to'ly.
• Engineering: demolishing high-rise buildings
• Bringing a village back to life Ferraria de São João, 30km S of Coimbra
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• It's Long Life - Waiting for Smith
• St Mary's, Ballina sing Orphan Girl
• Djelem djelem from Barcelona
• Esma Redzepova does her version
• Trobar de Morte - Summoning The Gods
• Anti-foodwaste in Canada

What every hill-walker now needs: a 2m distance stick to adhere to current government stranger-danger guidelines. Also useful for having a swing at zombies. Upgrades: pointed silver ferrule for taking down vampires. End basket for accepting sweeties from strangers. Hand-sani pouch.