Sunday, 7 October 2018

Sunday synthesis 071018

From essay to song
B is for belting it out - in memoriam Montserrat Caballé
Food! Bring on the Canapés!
Backstory and catch-up. Bouvet Island in 4 minutes. Bloboprev

Saturday, 6 October 2018

E is for Eponym

QUIZ TIME!
Science Week is looming over the horizon again 11th-17th November. Same time last year one of the spritely and enthusiastic engineers at The Institute owned the opportunity, secured a small grant from Science Foundation Ireland SFI, and convened a committee to make something happen. One idea that surfaced was to rent-a-geodesic-dome and fill it with posters illustrating famous and inspiring Irish scientists. This was like a pub quiz to me or mud-wallow to a pig. In addition to my assigned brief-bio [Jocelyn Bell Burnell] I did two extra posters which hadn't made the list [Denis Burkitt] and [Maude Delap] . . . because I could. Not everyone else had 5 years of Blobs to data-mine for such tasks.

Spritely the Engineer made quite a lot of noise about the metrics of the process. He created a pre-Questionnaire soliciting Joe Public for the gaps in their engagement with science; and a post-Questionnaire asking how The Institute's events had impacted on their status quo ante. After some months he announced that the level of feedback was the highest in the country. A large part of this was because he hectored and begged and bullied us all into a) responding b) getting our cousinage to respond c) responding again with a different name etc. Whatever about gaming the system, the upshot was that, a couple of months ago, SFI gave us even more money for SciWeek2018. As ever, the money came with strings: we had to be yet more inclusive especially wrt to women-in-science; and, on the icons and inspiration front, we had to look beyond Ireland to Europe.

When I got back to my desk after the "scoping and ideation meeting" [no kidding: that's how some people call others to arms], I started to think about which European scientists, living or dead, would be a) interesting for Jane Public to hear about and b) would give additional ooomph to a youngster-in-science. My first ideation-and-scope was to list all the lads who had given their names to units of scientific measurement:
James Watt = Alessandro Volta x André-Marie Ampère [power = electric potential x current].  That was a) all men except for [Marie] Curie = Ci =  radioactive decays per second b) rather limited, c) rather obvious. Then I started on Things Eponymous: items in the physical, chemical or biological world that had been attached to a named person - often their discoverer or describer. Down Syndrome; Boyle's Law; Bell's Palsy; Guillain–Barré syndrome etc. Suddenly I twigged that I could make an alphabet of these which requires a chunk of research, yes, but is a finite project.

I couldn't find anything for X although we could fake it with Katherine Lonsdale and X-ray or Dorothy Hodgkin and X-ray. And I know Y is a fudge because I have a Y person Thomas Young but not a Y thing. The answer is Young's modulus: a measure of a material's stiffness.
A is for area I is for islets Q is for quadrant
B is for bundle J is for joint R is for reflex
C is for cat K is for knot S is for score
D is for disease L is for lymphoma T is for tube
E is for effect M is for mimicry U is for unit
F is for fibres N is for number V is for virus
G is for gland O is for oval W is for wheel
H is for hammers P is for principle Z is for zone
Here's a little task. For each and all of the items in the table, associate its first letter with one-and-only-one of the scientists listed below
Thomas Addison [__]; Virginia Apgar [__]; Amadeo Avogadro [__]; Yvonne Barr [__]; Paul Broca [__]; Giovanni Cassini [__]; Henry Clutton [__]; William Cowper [__]; John Davis [__]; Loránd Eötvös [__]; Gabriele Falloppio [__]; George Ferris [__]; Wilhelm His [__]; Thomas Hodgkin [__]; Paul Langerhans [__]; Gérard Marchand [__]; Robert Mertens [__]; Ernst Moro [__]; Vilfredo Pareto [__]; Karl Prusik [__]; Jan Purkinje [__]; Pythagoras Pythagoras [__]; Erwin Schrödinger [__]; Theodor Svedberg

Friday, 5 October 2018

Interferon stimulated genes ISGs

My Family are pretty careful now about what they tell me because my response is often to whack it all down in The Blob. Dau.I was outraged because I mis-remembered one of her anecdotes to make a slightly better story. Anyway, The Boy's Beloved TBB, sent her science-end family a link to a video of an old friend of hers explaining his science. Here he is;  Cambridge educated; looking (in the beard at least) like a young Socrates; working for the Medical Research Council MRC in Glasgow; must be smart:
Despite the absence of a white coat, you can tell he's a scientist because there is a bench centrifuge behind his right shoulder near some tin-foil and glassware.

Well, I watched the video - it's about 80 seconds long - and I could only understand one word in the first 20 seconds. That word was interferon and Dr Watson used it 5 times in that period. For the rest of it I felt like Gary Larson's dog [L: blah blah interferon blah blah blah interferon blah blah]. I spent a large chunk of my research career studying and comparing interferons in a Comparative Immunology lab. They are interesting because there are a lot of them:
Type I: α-IFN, β-INF, IFN-ω, IFN-κ;
Type II γ-IFN,
Type III: IFN-λ
When they were first discovered it was headlined that they kill viruses. But actually their task is to mobilise a cascade of other genes - called interferon stimulated genes ISGs - which together kill viruses. Part of their effectiveness is that the diversity [N=20+] of the interferons, allows for a subtle and effective response to the wide range of viruses to which we are prey. On the third viewing, with my back-ground in the field, I was able to understand and appreciate what Dr Watson was doing to make our world a better, safer place.

Writing a Lay Summary, pitched at intelligent educated Outsiders, is a task all scientists are now expected to carry out every time they apply for more money. A Lay Summary should be pitched so that an educated person, outside your own field, can understand the significance of your proposal. Ideally it should convince a majority of politicians that Science is Worthwhile. My experience is that scientists are almost usually crap at this task and their Lay Summaries just reorder the words of the Scientific Abstract, which is written for Insiders in the same field. This is my Lay Summary for the vid:

Once upon a time there was a fertilised egg that copied its DNA with great precision and grew and divided and became two cells, four cells, eight cells . . . 30 trillion cells. All full of nutritious gloop and a fully functional DNA replication apparatus. We wander around in a waft of viruses; coming at us in snot-aerosols and covering our lunchtime chicken sandwich. Most of the time our immune system knocks these buggers on the head before they can invade some of our cells, subvert the replication machinery, make copies of viral DNA, fill the cells with infective particles that can go and infect more of our cells. Viruses differ from bacteria because they must invade a cell in order to replicate. When a virus evades the immune defenses and starts on its own jihad then we fall sick . . . partly because the inflammatory / immune system over-works to get back on top of the situation.
  • Flushing the nose with fluid to get rid of the invading particles [makes nose sore with wiping];
  • flooding the site with blood to deliver more anti-viral white cells [the area swells up and feels tender]; 
  • white cells can be a bit of a blunt instrument and cause collateral damage as they start a killing spree. 
Interferons [prev] are key to our immune response to viruses: they _selectively_ mobilise genes which will fight the good fight on our behalf. But every virus is different and only a subset of possible immune responses will be effective against LCSV [lunchtime chicken sandwich virus]. Dr Watson's mission is to identify which of the 500 genes mobilised by interferons are precisely effective against LCSV while leaving innocent bystanders standing. Working in Glasgow is desirable/smart because they have vials and vials of different viruses with which to play destructive games. IF the ships keeps coming in from funders like MRC, NIH, Wellcome; AND he uses the money wisely AND he makes some of his own luck by hard work and focused attention THEN millions of sick black babies in Africa will benefit from his life's work.

Now that 'explanation' might be no help at all at all in understanding what Sam Watson has to say about his life's work.  But that's my point: the curse of knowledge kicks in if you have deep knowledge about something - it's impossible to imagine what it was like before your acquired all that knowing. We have to work really hard, questioning our assumptions, to explain something in our field of expertise to a barbarian without the gates  [barbarians? gates? = Cavafy!]. It makes you wonder whom U. Glasgow's Centre for Virus Research thought would be watching their vids [there's a few]; whether their Effectives were briefed as to the expected audience; whether the script was presented to an intelligent high-school kid for comment.

Thursday, 4 October 2018

Get drunk and try to break shit

There is a whole world of discussion about the nature of Quality - not least as the key theme in ZAMM (Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance) by the late, great and much lamented Robert Pirsig. It's one of those things that we all think we understand until we have to define it. Many of the graduates from The Institute go into Food or Pharma to try their good-pair-of-hands at QC - Quality Control. That's a vital job, which sounds ever so slightly boring to butterfly me, but requires persistence, reliability and technical competence. Quality Assurance QA is sort of the same: I gather that QC concentrates on keeping the product to standard while QA is about maintaining, streamlining and idiot-proofing the process. In the software industry QAs are paid to "Get drunk and try to break shit"

I was browsing through metafilter on Sunday last and came across a surreal insider joke which a lot of commenters were getting off on but which I failed to understand. I share it with you here:"QA Engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a sfdeljknesv". As always, check the comments for war-stories: "I took the latest build home for the weekend and tested it on one Mac and one PC (because those were the ones I owned). I came back on Monday with a list of over 400 bugs or other issues I’d found. The list was not happily received."

I should have got it because I was a software engineer back in the day although I didn't think of myself in those terms: not least because the software I wrote worked, was reasonably robust but the sky wasn't going to fall if it tripped out or went clunk. And I was my own QA insofar as I tried to think of the dopiest thing a user [almost always my later self or someone in the same lab] might try to do with my code and try to catch the problem before something blew up.

The one piece of software which I wrote for publication was, like all my code, was a kludge. Bits and pieces of code were clagged together into a menu-driven compendium to analyse a particular subset of DNA sequences. It was menu driven because clickable buttons weren't really a thing in 1992: certainly it was before the WWW. The version that worked (for me) presented a list of 9 options and paused after the instruction:
Enter a number between 1 and 9:
maybe the colon : blinked in anticipation. I had worked to ensure that an input of "2" fired up the 2nd lump of the program. But when I gave it to the students in the lab to see if it worked for them, one of them entered l "el" instead of 1 "one" and the whole thing stopped with deeply unhelpful

Wednesday, 3 October 2018

Wallflower genes

Nope: nothing to do with the genetics of Cheiranthus cheiri [R] - today we're on about metaphorical wallflowers. I tell my students that without variation there would be no genetics. If he hadn't noted that his garden peas were round/wrinkled; yellow/green; tall/short, Gregor Mendel might have stuck to his monkish day job and not spent a lifetime reflecting on a different sort of [green x yellow] cross. Mendel knew nothing at all about the molecular mechanisms of heredity because the genetic code was 100 years in the future. He could only work with variants which were in-yer-face obvious to the eye - the only tool he had beside his hands [and a trowel]. He could do nothing with invisible but vital variants a) protecting against cankers, galls and aphids; b) responding to frost and desiccation; c) tolerating good bacteria d) metabolising amino acids e) holding the chromosomes together.

It's a fair approximation to say that all progress in medicine is now based on genes and proteins: how they differ in health and ill-health; how they can be encouraged, unplugged, interfered with, replaced and mimicked. Over the last 40 years we have developed a toolkit for clocking these variations. But it turns out that some genes are more equal than others - in terms of the attention they attract from scientists, funders and Big Pharma. I've a neat Most Sexy Protein exercise to do with students which shows how some proteins have had more than 10x more interest than other, related, probably equally worthy, potential targets. I've been here before tribbing the work of Aled Edwards in Toronto for showing that the human genome project delivered [to a close approximation] NO new gene targets. As the HGP  a) cost $3 billion of tax-payers money and b) was billed as helping understand our molecular/medical fundamentals; that's a bit of a bust. Scientists, for all their talk of pushing the far frontiers of science, are quite risk-averse: they tend to tweak and polish the same old same old system that they worked on for their PhD when they had all their hair and fewer children. One reason for this is that they follow the money, and funders are even more risk-averse than scientists. The chaps who make the funding decisions have a bean-counting monkey on their backs whispering "Remember, adjudicator, your decisions must bear fruit for the tax-payer".

The conservatism of science got hot 'n' fizzy in September because of a new massive bibliometric study of all the genes we know about in the human genome. Large-scale investigation of the reasons why potentially important genes are ignored was published in PLOS Biology by a small group from Northwestern U headed by Thomas Stoeger and Luis Amaral. I gather that it was Stoeger's original idea and he mobilised Amaral the Portuguese Megaquant (who has an office in each of The Institute on Complex Systems (NICO), Dept of Chemical and Biological Engineering, Dept of Molecular Bioscience, and the Dept of Physics and Astronomy at NWU) to help crunch the numbers, which quickly became formidable.
When I launched into the waves >!plooof!< of molecular evolutionary analysis in 1989, it was fairly calm. I was assigned to a) develop useful software for analysing some classes of DNA sequence b) apply that software to human genes. Only 1064 protein coding genes had been sequenced by Christmas 1990: I know; I collected them carefully. Those genes were cherry picked because they were interesting and analyzable: they had been tracked down because a mutation in their DNA was associated with a disease state. They were not, therefore, a random selection of the 20,000 genes which we now believe exist. The NWU team have flagged 15 basic bio-chemo- physico- attributes which are strongly associated with Interesting genes. That's 15 out of 430 (!) things that you can measure/record about a gene [see R for some of them graphically displayed]. They whittled the list to those key attributes with "gradient boosting regressions with out-of-sample Monte Carlo cross-validation" whatever that it. It seems that most of these measures are derived from street-light science: they could be measured with the techniques which were then available. They had to a) be expressed in bucket quantities b) across a wide range of tissues especially HeLa cells c) have signal peptides so that they were exportable from the cell for access d) tolerate non-fatal variants. If a gene scored strong in these features, it was likely to be discovered and characterised  in the last century. In horse-racing parlance, those genes were racing along on the back of Eclipse first the rest nowhere. With that early start, funding-fondling and inertia [continue in its existing state of rest or uniform motion in a straight line, unless that state is changed by an external force] would kick in and a disproportionate amount of care cash-and-attention would follow.

When the human genome came out in 2001, it should have levelled the playing field because the gene sequence and predicted protein were available for all 20,000 human genes, including the wall-flowers and shrinking violets. But it didn't. Obviously there are exceptions to this rule. Six johnny-come-lately genes are identified in Stoeger&Amaral Fig2a [L]. I know a lot about IFNL4 - interferon λ4 - one of those "Sexy Genes". Its existence wasn't even suspected until January 2013. One of my three useful ideas in science was to predict the existence of IFNL4 close to IFNL3 [also sexy see L] from a close analysis of that part of the genome. Our interest was piqued because a series of studies showed that variants/mutations in that region were associated with the clearance of Hepatitis C virus. The bioinformatic evidence, as I presented it at a lab meeting, was so compelling that the boss pulled a graduate student off her own project, where she was quietly minding her own business, and had her try to prove the existence and activity of the predicted gene in real cells in a test-tube. The quest consumed about 1.5 person years and came to nothing. I left that group in December 2012 and started work at The Institute in January 2013. The same week The Blob launched, a far better resourced research group scooped up the prize for discovering IFNL4. And while we're looking at Fig1a, check out C9orf72, it hasn't got a proper name yet [it's the 72nd Open reading frame on Chromosome 9] but it's very strongly associated with ALS [Lou Gehrig] and FTD frontotemporal dementia, and we have only a hazy idea of the how and the why. It was invisible in the 1980s and 1990s because it's not active in HeLa cells and doesn't have a signal peptide. Nevertheless it has huge potential for making money in the development of therapeutics.

Okay that was all good fun, but what to do about this ludicrous, wasteful, boring, use of science funding? Stoeger&Amaral have some [ain't gonna happen] suggestions:
  • "In order to counter the career forces currently pushing towards conformity, there would be a need for stable, long-term support for such innovators to focus on the unknown".
  • For gawd's sake keep up the basic research - in flies, frogs and nematodes - they have been a rich seam for identifying novel ways forward in human health.
  • Reductionist science - where you control for all variable but one - is only sporadically successful in making progress through the complexity which is us and our habitat. Fund multi-gene science with interaction terms in the equation.
  • Look carefully at the NWU data, it will help you identify the wall-flowers that could do with a dollop of dollars from NIH.

Tuesday, 2 October 2018

Thou shalt not . . .

. . . take the name of the Lord thy God in vain; for the Lord will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain. Exodus ch20v7
Hmmm that's interesting: there was only One God for the writers of The Bible and back in those intolerant exclusive times, it was probably okay to take the name of the other chap's god in vain. It's also rather peculiar archaic language that could do with defining:
take in vain (v.): use a name, such as God, without proper respect. abuse, misuse, pervert - change the inherent purpose or function of something. [freedictionary]. That's the closest I can come to blasphemy in the Ten Commandments.  I'm on blastdamny because I touched on it in my film review on Sunday and it must have come up in my 'mind' because of the Invisible Referendum on the subject later this month. It is invisible because we have a presidential election same day, same place..

The Referendum Commission does some defining of terms also, so we know what we're voting for on 26th October 2018. Quoting the Defamation Act of 2009:
. . . the Constitution says that the publication or utterance of something blasphemous must be a criminal offence. Publication generally means a statement in written or permanent form. Utterance generally means a spoken word or statement. The Constitution does not itself define blasphemy. 
The legal definition of blasphemy is contained in the Defamation Act 2009. That Act says that a person publishes or utters something blasphemous if they: 
  • publish or say something that is grossly abusive or insulting in relation to matters held sacred by any religion, thereby causing outrage among a substantial number of the adherents of that religion, and
  • intend to cause that outrage.
Not so simple now where things written disappear [think snapchat] and the spoken word may be captured for all time lodged in The Cloud. Not to mention all the possibilities for seamlessly altering the record with electronic whizzery. The thing about free speech is that it allows people to utter the unthinkable and so provides an opportunity to question the unconsidered certainties of our lives and the society we live in.
  • In my lifetime, it was widely believed that it was A Good Thing for adults to hit children (with a stick). [prev]
    • Right now it is legal for men and women to get into a ring and thump each other as a spectator sport. [prev]
  • In my lifetime, in Ireland, birth certificates of those born out of wedlock were counterstamped "Illegitimate". By 1975, when The Boy was born, it was illegal to put my name in under "Father" and I was relegated to another distant box: Witness: Bob Scientist (father). 
  • In my lifetime, black kids in USA were educated in separate schools, had separate water-fountains and had to move to the back of the bus. 
  • In my lifetime, it was okay to smoke in the back of the bus, in pubs and in designated areas of aeroplanes. [prev]
  • Right now, it's okay to bang families up in a single room in a hotel because we value property rights above human rights. [prev]
  • Right now, children are coming to school without breakfast [prev]
  • Right now, it's impossible to get timely speech therapy if you have no money. That's something which is "useless if delayed".
  • Right now, it's very difficult to get effective support or treatment for any mental health issue - jaysus even if you have money it's hard [prev] "useless if delayed"
  • Right now, the Rehab Hospitals of Ireland are so poorly resourced that is vanishingly unlikely to get timely attention after traumatic injury. UNtimely attention is largely a waste of money and time and hope. "useless if delayed"
  • Right now, sexual violence is meted out on women (in and out of marriage; in and out of doors) every day and only a minority of these outrages are reported and a vanishingly small proportion are prosecuted.
But right now, in Ireland it is an offense to poke fun at the other chap's religious beliefs, which beliefs are privileged above his actions. My gaffer taught me a simple set of ethical values: "My rights end where your nose begins". That means that you and me both AND the other feller need to be let alone to get on with our own lives without being told how to behave by The Man. If we are offended by the other chaps assertions then it is up to us to muster better arguments rather than applying duct-tape to his gob and singing la la la can't hear you. Things hidden tend to fester and then to smell: bringing them into the open is first step to bringing people to account. For the whole litany above, it requires us - you and me - to be brought to account for tolerating it in the home [or hotel!] next door.

Monday, 1 October 2018

Killing the messenger

There's a story in Surely, you're joking Mr Feynman about Dick Feynman's hobby interest in safe-cracking while working at Los Alamos. With the fate of the free world riding on the development of the atomic bomb, security was cranked up the paranoia. With his restless curiosity and questioning of authority, Feynman took to using sleight of hand to 'lift' the combination of various 'secure' filing cabinets. When his inventory of compromised cabinets was submitted, the management sent a memo round requiring those responsible to be more careful about cabinet security. The way this instruction was implemented was to exclude Feynman from offices - that being far easier that addressing the underlying security problem. That may remind you of demonizing whistle-blowing Gardai who pointed out ethical breaches in the actions and inactions of their colleagues. It's not always bad for whistleblowers: Pfizer employee John Kopchinski netted $50 million for grassing up his company for their mis-marketing of  epilepsy drug Lyrica

There's a whiff of that this week. In my piece about Lyrica, I cited the definitive study by the Cochrane Index which showed that it was of no effect in one of the treatments that Pfizer was instructing its sales force to push Lyrica at. tsk!

Finally after a 7 year gestation, the Cochrane Library published its analysis of the efficacy and adverse effects of Gardasil anti-HPV vaccination of teenage girls: Prophylactic vaccination against human papillomaviruses to prevent cervical cancer and its precursors. Their conclusion was that a) vaccination reduces later indicators of cervical cancer b) is mostly harmless. This was an important milestone in The Blob's story about HPV vaccination. Two years ago I set out the evidence (as far as I could understand / interpret it) in a three-parter: I - II - III. I my tenative conclusion was that, if it had been available I would have had Dau.I and Dau.II vaccinated to reduce their chance of developing cervical cancer 20-30 years down the pike. I wasn't super-convinced, though, that there was no possibility of adverse side-effects 20-30 days after the jab.

Within a couple of months, Jørgensen Gøtzsche & Jefferson had published in the BMJ a comprehensive critique of the Cochrane cervical cancer review. They suggested that, whatever the actual findings of the review, it was methodologically flawed: many eligible studies had been excluded from the analysis and all the big studies had been funded by the manufacturers. They furthermore suggested several obvious examples of conflict of interest among the authors of the review. Their quick agressive turn-around may have been because they had published an epidemiological study of HPV in Jan 2018 before the Cochrane review came out.

One problem is that Jørgensen Gøtzsche & Jefferson work for Cochrane! In their Nordic Centre in Copehhagen and Gøtzsche is on the Cochrane Board. The response of the Cochrane Board was not to re-evaluate their [definitive] investigation of HPV vaccination; rather it was to call for Gøtzsche's resignation from the Board for disloyalty, conduct-unbecoming and causing Cochrane reputational damage. A report of the internecine shenanigans, in Nature,  has caused so much reputational damage that half the Board has resigned and the anti-Gøtzsche faction looks likely to be replaced.
To do right? 
It is hard!